The Parrotheaded Trekkie

hookahdude:

brightslap:

There is nobody in the world who doesn’t like boobs, plain and simple. Even gay men and straight women attest to the greatness of boobs.

gpoy…Matt agrees.

Indeed I do. Indeed I do.

fuckyeahsirpatrickstewart:

Make it so.

Aye, Captain

(via tdpossum)

More Data is required.

(Source: fistfulofdatas)

thedailymeme:

The most interesting man in the world

GPOY

(Source: yunoskinny)

mymindisodd:

How many can you name?

I need a bigger version to be sure, but I can see:

• Jayne Cobb (Firefly)
• Dr. Lazarus/Alexander Dane (Galaxy Quest)
• Luke Skywalker (Star Wars, both the Movie and the Lego video games)
• Kara Thrace, a.k.a. “Starbuck (Battlestar Galactica (2004))
• The Hulk (Incredible Hulk/The Avengers)
• Lt. Natasha Yar & Armus (Star Trek: The Next Generation S01E23 “Skin of Evil”)
• Gaius Baltar & Cylon Number 6 (Battlestar Galactica (2004))
• Barf (Spaceballs)
• The Tenth Doctor and Martha Jones (Doctor Who Series 3)
• Alien (The Alien Series)
• Rosey (The Jetsons)
• A Dalek (Doctor Who)

I also see a bottle of Saurian Brandy for Star Trek on the bar next to the Hulk, and I see people I think are from Mystery Science Theater 3000, Revenge of the Nerds, and Buffy, but I’m not sure.

(via thedrunkirishman)

thespontaneousexpress:

So i’ve had a bit of plastic surgery…. WHAT OF IT?!

(via thedrunkirishman)

wilwheaton:

(via THE ESSENTIALS – SEIBEI)

I miss it.

washingtonchurch:

matriarch-aethyta:

theradicaldame:

terriblyunoriginal:

gamzeebooty:

reddevilgrenade:

kettugasm:

phemiec:

lalondes-wonking:

gurumichy:

pettyartist:

hitoshura0:

easternstarlights:

soujizz:

persona 3: you walk up stairs at night

Nocturne: you gradually realize you hate everything.

Because someone else did Nocturne, I’ll do a game I played today.

Xenoblade Chronicles: You get destroyed by giant caterpillars

Monkey Island.

You pick up things and use them sometimes.

Half Life

You’re a mute scientist that never does any science

I use Zelda too much so

Lost Odyssey: Everything you love dies.

Bully. You are a 15 year old ginger going to a boarding school in new england. You spend the majority of your year running errands for idiots you hate. Oh and there are only 7 girls in the whole town and they’re all a foot taller than you.

Legend of Legaia

With the help of talking bracelets, you run around in the fog and make trees grow.

(bonus)

Persona 4

You eat a lot of steak

Shadow Hearts: Looking up chicks skirts, possessed dogs, and a man named Bacon.

Oh, and killing God. Can’t forget that.

Left for Dead: You kill zombies with your gay friends.

I win

Minecraft: Lego for adults with time to kill.

World of Warcraft

you spend eternity in a endless limbo, running shitty errands for the laziest people in existence, and every time you try to die, you come back to life.

Battlefield: You shoot people until they’re dead

Mega Man: You run to the right and jump and shoot.

SHOULDA BEEN CALLED JUMP N’ SHOOT MAN

Forza 4: Drive around in circles for a few hours.

(Source: effyeahpegasister, via washington-church)

Agreed.

Also no one really seems to understand that Romeo & Juliet is a terrible love story.

(Source: princesscerulean, via thedrunkirishman)

the-listening:

tears are everywhere

I want ribs now…

(Source: sol-nox, via hookahdude)

adrif-t:

snapes-lily:

halfburiedbow:

mygreaterperhaps:

maintainedmania:

everycage:

savingthedead:

i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants

If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one.

the smile on my face

TOO MUCH LOVE.

Oh my goodness.

I will reblog this every time it appears on my dash because elephants.

ajerlksjglakejrlkjg cutest thing in the world

Jacque. Jacque. JACQUE!!!

Elephant. :D

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okpals:

holy shit

(Source: halliebadger, via sablerage)