The Parrotheaded Trekkie

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fabledquill:

therothwoman:

Have I convinced you to watch Battlefield yet

i’m sorry but teenagers lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

(Source: fuckyeahacemcshane, via touchdownpossum)

verbitch:

lu…

verbitch:

lu…

(via two-min-minor)

rattyjol:

I’m so sorry

rattyjol:

I’m so sorry

(via touchdownpossum)

blastortoise:

dont talk shit about my shitty country only people who live here can do that

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

howaboutnozak:

Whoah Anaheim don’t get too crazy

howaboutnozak:

Whoah Anaheim don’t get too crazy

(via staalways)


File under: #I love NHL Twitters

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

sueanoi:

betweenthetights:

blogfrenzy:

water is wet

the sun is hot

leaves are green

(Source: oh-good-life, via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

staalways:

😫😩😰

I suddenly have a strong desire for the Lightning and Rangers to square off in the conference finals.

staalways:

😫😩😰

I suddenly have a strong desire for the Lightning and Rangers to square off in the conference finals.

(Source: hockey-fever)

topgearaddiction:

clackspoon:

i doodled a dumb thing

This is cute!

2-minutes-for-having-a-big-ass:

Jagr is the tony stark of the nhl

(Source: idlers-beatle-dream, via two-min-minor)

desertdogs:

Shane Doan’s penalty for letting Oduya run into him.

desertdogs:

Shane Doan’s penalty for letting Oduya run into him.

image

(via two-min-minor)

Boy: Babe come over
Girl: I can't hockey is on
Boy: I'm horny
Girl: Did I fucking stutter?

biggest-bunch-of-beauties:

hey, we should hang out sometime soon

sorry, but i’m really busy these next few months

oh, with what?

image

(via two-min-minor)

jamiebenn:

Dallas Stars: *arrive two periods late holding Starbucks*

(via two-min-minor)

startrekships:

Sovereign-class dorsal and ventral via neutralzone.de