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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

(via i-am-not-wearing-pants)

gilinskytbh:

baesicdallas:

So there’s this place in New South Wales called Yass and there is a mcdonalds there and well…..

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"my ass"

open 24 hours

(via 30king)

seinfelcl:

how dumb is it that we’ve created words we arent supposed to use

(via splittheskyasunder)

noot-noot-muthafuka:

buttlicked:

Damn this spot the difference is so hard :-/

One of them is useful, famous across the world and part of peoples every day lives.

The other one is Justin Bieber and Nash Grier  

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

austere-fallen-angel:

teamfreewill-fanart:

trisidael:

tricksterwithcandy:

cheeky-and-flirtatious:

brokenheartedfestivities:

billspreston:

is this an au yet

if not, WHY NOT

you know what IT ACTUALLY ALREADY IS????

Reblogging because EVERYONE CHECK OUT THAT LINK BECAUSE SCREAMING

Guys

Guys

Click the link

The art is INCREDIBLE

Oh my god, my life is complete.
I never knew how badly I wanted this until this very moment.

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JUST CLICK THE LINK! NOW! DO IT NOW! ASDFGHGHJKHGF

SCREECH

(Source: clintbartons, via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

legfruit:

Relationship level 1: awkward flirting

Relationship level 2: getting naked

Relationship level 3: “what type of bender would i be in avatar”

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

thepondsaregone:

thorinoakenbutt:

castielandpie:

poryqon:

it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same

I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life

For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw

WHAT

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

topgearaddiction:

hammond-the-hamster:

Whoever made this needs to contact me and so I can congratulate you for making my year.
Unfortunately the source is unknown!

The similes are rather accurate, you have to admit ;) 

topgearaddiction:

hammond-the-hamster:

Whoever made this needs to contact me and so I can congratulate you for making my year.

Unfortunately the source is unknown!

The similes are rather accurate, you have to admit ;) 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

(via brightslap)

consultingmoosecaptain:

gazzymouse:

too-cool-for-facebook:

crankystalfos:

jackiemakescomics:

captaintsundere:

authormichals:

Manueluv and I are convinced Agent K is Coulson’s father. Hell, MIB is even owned by Marvel. 

Welp. Never gonna unsee this.

Shiiiiiiiiiiiit

HEADCANON ACCEPTED SO FAST I THINK I BROKE SOMETHING

Guys - who do you think told Phil all those stories about Cap?

THIS POST IS OVER 2 YEARS OLD AND IT JUST. GOT. BETTER.

I CACKLING SO STUPIDLY THIS IS PERFECTION

(Source: bisexualethanhunt, via brightslap)

(Source: badford, via brightslap)


File under: #Lea

yestermorning:

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•••

Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

(via thedrunkirishman)

sectumsempera:

stranger-touch:

So no one told you life was gonna be this way

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Your job’s a joke

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You’re broke

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Your love life’s DOA!

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It’s like your always stuck in second gear

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When it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year but….

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I’ll be there for you! When the rain starts to pour

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I’ll be there for you! Like I’ve been there before

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I’ll be there for you! 

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Cause’ you’re there for me too….

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sobbing

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

instantly-insane:

donothope:

vanesuh:

inspiringsex:

blissless:

this is so relevant to me, i have fallen in love with you 9 times.

This is either really cute or really fucking sad

THIIIIISSSSSS

L 

ONE OF MY FAVES

instantly-insane:

donothope:

vanesuh:

inspiringsex:

blissless:

this is so relevant to me, i have fallen in love with you 9 times.

This is either really cute or really fucking sad

THIIIIISSSSSS

ONE OF MY FAVES

(via quidditchcorgisandfinland)

The US Government: We're not going to make it federally mandatory for people to get paid a wage they can actually live off of
The US Government: If people want to make a living, they'll just have to work 16+ hours a day
The US Government: And if their kids end up disenfranchised because of a lack of parental involvement, well that's not our problem
The US Government: In fact, what is our problem is creating a system that will funnel these disenfranchised youth into our prison system so they can work for corporations (that promise us money) for damn near free
The US Government: If they don't want to fall victim to this system, then they can seek higher education
The US Government: Except such an education will be inaccessible to most disenfranchised people and skewed in favor of the financially stable and white people
The US Government: And we're not going to make intervention programs like sex education and conflict resolution federally mandatory, because that's the parent's job
The US Government: The parent who is working 16 hours a day